My most recent contribution to the Maraoke video game karaoke songlist – first performed 13/10/2023 by James Scott. Also co-written with James – well, he came up with the joke, I eventually wrote the verses to go with it. “Dwarf Fortress” – after “You’re Gorgeous” by Babybird Remember that laptop you bought me Installed Dwarf […]

Over the past three months, the trifling minutiae of real life have hampered my ability to add content to this site. A couple of times it looked like I’d weathered the storm, only for Events to haul themselves back out of the precipice like some badly misjudged multi-stage boss monster. During this period, most of […]