“Stop! In The Name Of Love”
Posted at 19:21 on 12th April 2026 - permalink

My most recent contribution to the Maraoke video game karaoke songlist – first performed by Jenn Estaris & backing singers 10/04/2026.

A stab at topicality (or as close as we can get with a monthly show), written during the immediate backlash to Nvidia’s reveal of their laughable DLSS 5 genAI ‘slop filter’ technology.

“Slop! In A Game You Love”
– after “Stop! In The Name Of Love” as performed by The Supremes

Slop! In a game you love
Is sure to break my art

Baby, baby
I’m a player, hardware I know
Each time I’ve needed more
I watch you at GDC
Knowing my rig is obsolete
But this time before I upgrade her
Will I choose NVIDIA?
(Is it over?)
After we’ve been good to you
(Is it over?)
Do we need your GPUs?

Slop! In a game you love
Will surely break your heart
Slop! In a game you love
Regenerated art
Painted o-over
Painted o-over

I know it’s called
DLSS 5
You pull a lever
Grace is yassified
But is her “sweet” expression
Worth more than Capcom’s art direction?
Are you trying to make more 3D cards
Or just feed server farms?
(Is it over?)
Haven’t we been good to you
(Is it over?)
Do we need your GPUs?

Slop! In a game you love
Is sure to break the art
Slop! In a game you love
Regenerated art
Taking o-over
Taking o-over

We didn’t mind frame generation
Hoped you’d stop before hallucinations
Put our trust in you, Leadbetter!
I’m so afraid that they’ll ruin games forever

Slop! In a game you love
Is sure to break our hearts
Jensen think it over
(Slop! In a game you love)
Think it over, baby
(You’re going to break our art)
Ooh, think it’s over baby

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