The first of two new songs contributed this month to the Maraoke video game karaoke songlist – first performed 19/11/2022.
A song about the puritanical “wholesome games” cult (now thankfully mostly abandoned) that sprang up a couple of years ago.
Finding a satisfying replacement for the “jumping frog” line remains a challenge (“lump in frogs”? “lumpen frogs”? “cats and frogs”?).
“Wow So Quirky”
– after “The King of Rock ‘n’ Roll” by Prefab Sprout
La la la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la la la
Bored of Call of Duty Ghosts
Now I’d like to give a toast
To the pastel-coloured crap
that’s jaunty
Do not look for guns and tanks
There’s just touchy-feely wank
All these games are fucking whole
-some, sweetie
Made from
uWus
by weeaboos
Pet dogs
Look some frogs
Wow so quirky
Pet dogs
Look some frogs
Wow so quirky
Steam helps you collect
these games violence reject
Run a cafe or a farm
Chibi
Have to play to earn my keep,
my landlord a tanuki
For the animals I have
are crossing
Cute boom
No Doom
Head empty (baby)
(Hot Dog!)
Pet dogs
Look some frogs
Wow so quirky
Pet dogs
Look some frogs
Wow so quirky
(I say it boy)
Fine for the family!
Frog solving crimes there’s a frog solving crimes oh yeah
Wholesome like Bambi!
Beast breaking mice we got beast breaking mice oh yeah
Now the kids like this a lot
and they may understand TikTok
But I still find words like ‘smol’
unseemly
I could leave behind this cult
Time to act like an adult
And play something from Devol-
-ver, l33tly
And I’ve – Hotline
Miam’
Cult of the Lamb
(Hot Dog!)
Neck drugs
Stomp on thugs
I feel dirty
Neck drugs
Stomp on thugs
I feel dirty
Now you’re wholesome
Gamers are angry!
Frog solving crimes there’s a frog solving crimes oh yeah
Wholesome is dandy!
Beast breaking mice we got beast breaking mice oh yeah
(Oh yeah yeah)
(H-h-hot dog)
Pet dogs
Look some frogs
Wow so quirky
(I’m ready baby)
Pet dogs
Look some frogs
Wow so quirky
(I say it boy)
Pet dogs
Look some frogs
Wow so quirky
(Supremely fuckin’ whole-)
Pet dogs
Look some frogs
Wow so quirky (Yeah!)
Pet dogs
Look some frogs
Wooow so quirky!
(Supremely fuckin’ whole-)
Pet dogs
Look some frogs
“Wow so quirky.”
Tags: animal crossing, beast breaker, call of duty ghosts, cult of the lamb, cutesy, devolver, doom, frog detective, hotline miami, karaoke, maraoke, marioke, nintendo, tiktok, tom nook, twee, wholesome games