My latest contribution to the Maraoke (formerly known as Marioke) video game karaoke songlist – first performed 15/11/2019.
“The Pathfinder Loots Tonite”
– after “The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite” by R.E.M.
(Heal me, heal me)
(Heal me, heal me)
This here is the place where we will be landing
I’ll be your jumpmaster
We can find a safe zone
Stay in the ring a long, long, long, long time
I’ll try to pick up your banner, fall back, spawn you in once more
Oh oh oh oh oh
If I don’t pick up, pick up
The Pathfinder needs, needs, needs a respawn
Call it when you find a hop-up
Call it when you find a Kraber
Call it when you find a hop-up
Call it when you find a Kraber
Call it when you find a hop-up
Call it when you find a Kraber
Oh
There’s scrubs landing around the SkullTown
And the Market baby, trying to rank up
But this machine is not a target dummy
You can’t win a match without shooting ziplines
Or popping smoke or using your lifelines
Teamwork
When you disconnect, you ass,
and laugh when we were on the verge of winning
That way to play is
Really really really really mean (mean)
Pwning when you find a hop up
Pwning when you find a Kraber
Pwning when you find a hop up
Pwning when you find a Kraber
Pwning when you find a hop up
Pwning when you find a Kraber
Oh
Babe this Mozambique doesn’t really grab me
Today I need a gun with more stop-stopping potential
A cannon or an Flatline please, or – oh yes – R-99
A Peacekeeper, a gold L-STAR, with no heater I’m not much use
Call it when you find a hop-up
Call it when you find a Kraber
Call it when you find a hop-up
Call it when you find a Kraber
Call it when you find a hop-up
Call it when you find a Kraber
The chap with the grap came back,
knocked ’em with a Havoc on the way
Always had a smile and a finisher to end
As he gunned a crap squad down
With little need to wait for his team
The Pathfinder leads the attack
Call it when you find a hop-up
(Call it when you find a Kraber)
Call it when you find a hop-up
Call it when you find a Kraber
I can always use a standard stock
(Or an Alternator) oh
Call it when you find a hop-up
(Call it when you find a Kraber)
Call it when you find a hop-up
(Call it when you find a Kraber)
I can always use a standard stock
(Or a frag grenade, uh) oh
Call it when you find a hop-up
(Call it when you find a Kraber)
I can always use a standard stock
(Call it when you find a Kraber)
I can always use a standard stock
(Call it when you find a Kraber)
We’ve got a newbie, newbie, noob on this squad
Tags: Apex Legends, ea, Electronic Arts, karaoke, maraoke, marioke, Pathfinder, R.E.M., Respawn Entertainment, The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite
