“DNA (VVVVVV)”
Posted at 01:42 on 22nd February 2015 - permalink

Another Marioke song. This hasn’t been used as there is already another contribution on file for the base song.

“VVVVVV” – after “DNA” by Little Mix

Does the gravity flip you when you least expect it?
Do you mash at ‘Restart’ as you plunge to your death?
No time rewind
Or quicksave key
Your spiky pits
Keep on killing me
It’s only natural to become dejected
(Oh oh oh)

And I won’t get killed again
I’m not bad at platform games
I know I can make it
With just one more go

VVVVVV
VVVVVV
VVVVVV
Requires far too much dexterity
D-D-Dexterity
What do you want from me?
I steer my little man
And try to make him land
Indie in every way
Hard like all Terry’s games
Nothing more to say
We’re here to play VVVVVV

There’s a spaceship that’s full
Of impending danger
Shiny trinkets
That I’ve been chasing for days
(Yeah hey yeah.)
There’s Violet,
Vitellary,
Vermillion
and Verdigris,
and Victoria
who all need to be saved.
(Oh)

And I won’t get killed again
I’m not bad at platform games
I know I can make it
with just one more go

VVVVVV
VVVVVV
VVVVVV
Requires far too much dexterity
D-D-Dexterity
What do you want from me?
And it’s hard to stay alive
When the floor is made of knives
Indie in every way
Hard like all Terry’s games
Nothing more to say
We’re here to play VVVVVV

Each time the ceiling flips
A swearword leaves my lips
I just can’t do the moves
They do on YouTube clips
It isn’t hard to find
Don’t read between the lines
All you have to type
Is the letter V six times
The greatest gaming test
Some bits will make you stressed
But no-one can explain
Why the elephant’s depressed
If you were to say to me
Veni, Vidi, Veci
I’d know the bit you mean
VVVVVV

(Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh woah woah woah woah)

VVVVVV
VVVVVV
VVVVVV
Requires far too much dexterity
D-D-Dexterity
What do you want from me?
And don’t get me started on
That Super Hexagon
Indie in every way
Hard like all Terry’s games
Nothing more to say
We’re here to play VVVVVV


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