My most recent contribution to the Maraoke video game karaoke songlist – first performed 20/05/2023 by Grey.
The first Maraoke song about Marvel Snap. Also one of the hardest songs to perform on the system – good luck if you pick it. (It’s tracked to the 2023 ‘Rock’ remix of the song to make it even more challenging.)
“Marvel Snap”
– after “Heart Attack” by Demi Lovato
Put in my defensive buff
And I’m about to call your bluff
If I went and did that,
I think I’d win at Marvel Snaaaa…
Never put my cards on Jotunheim
Room in my deck for a Strong Guy
Jubilee triggers summoning Ultron
And now I don’t have anywhere to play my Wong
Your Hobgoblin
He can drain me like a Game Boy
But I’ll still win
Just watch me pounce with my Hank McCoy
But you make me gotta have one more turn
I’m this way with CCGs
It’s true, game is so moreish
That I just can’t play one hand
You play Cosmo
But I follow up with Magneto
So I put down a defensive buff
Think I’m not gonna call your bluff?
Then I went and did that,
I’m beating you at Marvel Snap
I’m beating you at Marvel Snap
I’m beating you at Marvel Snap
Played Professor X on the other side
When he turns around you get paralysed
And every time you play that Fuzzy Elf
My Killmonger puts him on the shelf
It’s just not fair
When your Juggernaut does his work
My cards are rare
But steer my deck like a total berk*
But you make me go and snap on my turn
Then get played by Doctor Doom
Four cubes, wasted on purpose
And I just can’t understand
You send me Rogue
Stole the power off Devil Dino
So I put down a defensive buff
And you know I won’t call your bluff
Then I went and did that,
I’m beating you at Marvel Snap
I’m beating you at Marvel Snap
I’m beating you at Marvel Snap
I’m failing these cards are all wrong
Was it Agatha all along?
(Agatha all along?)
Let an A.I. lose the game
(A.I. lose the game)
So scared that turn six is a bust
I finally draw Galactus
And I burnt both your lanes
It’s by Ben Brode
Bunch of other folks who made Hearthstone
So they’re called something like Second Lunch(?)
They’re coming out of years of crunch**
Take the industry back
They made a game called Marvel Snap
They made a game called Marvel Snap
(Marvel Snap)
…made a game called Marvel Snap, Snap
They made a game called Marvel Snap
(Oh, I’d play a game of Marvel Snap)
A little game called Marvel Snap
* Or ‘jerk’ if you’re American, I suppose.
** Who can say if this is an accurate portrayal of the working environment at Second Dinner, however it does rhyme with ‘lunch’.
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